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maliciousmelons:

ive always hated kids

"did you hate yourself when you were a kid"

yes


lizards don’t give a FUCK about the economy

"But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?"
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- Mark Twain

This is honestly my favorite quote. It’s changed how I look at life and religion.

(via the-bitchextraordinaire)


shinymaplesquid:

shinymaplesquid:

I just got a wrong number text from a stranger that said: “hey can we use ur pool there’s a moose in ours”

#welcometocanada

I’ve never received such a funny text in my life I can’t breathe

UPDATE:
I told them “yes if you send a pic” & they sent me tHIS

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No limit
 1.Kissed a girl?   2.Kissed a boy?   3.Had sex in public?   4.What’s your religion?   5.What does your URL mean?   6.Reason you joined tumblr?   7.Do you have any nicknames?   8.Do you like bubble bath?   9.Kissed in the rain?   10.Dyed your hair?   11.Soup or salad?   12.Vegetable or meat?   13.Go out drinking?   14.Smoke cigarettes?   15.Smoke weed?   16.Do any hard drugs?   17.Have you had sex today?   18.Have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms?   19.The relationship between you and the person you last texted?   20.Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes?   21.Skipped doing homework to play a video game?   22.Tried to commit suicide?   23.The last time you felt broken?   24.Had to lie to EVERYONE about how you felt?   25.Do you have a Boyfriend/Girlfriend?   26.Do you have Long hair OR short hair?   27.First thing you notice to a guy/girl?   28.Do you sing in the shower?   29.Do you dance in the car?   30.Where were you yesterday?   31.Ever used a bow and arrow?   32.Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?   33.Do you think musicals are cheesy?   34.Is Christmas stressful?   35.Favorite type of fruit pie?   36.Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?   37.Do you believe in ghosts?   38.Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?   39.Take a vitamin daily?   40.Wear slippers?   41.Wear a bath robe?   42.What do you wear to bed?   43.Do you want to get married?   44.Can you curl your tongue?
Relationship preference:     45.How many relationships have you had?   46.How can I win your heart?   47.what makes a great relationship?   48.Shy OR open?   50.Religious OR non-religious?   51.Caring OR non-restricting of you?   52.Straight edge OR non-straight edge?   53.Piercings OR no piercings?   54.Tattoos OR no tattoos?   55.Quiet stay-at-home type OR party type?
ask me these, please? :  )